IF I HAD A PUSSY

If I had a pussy
I wouldn't let no one hold her
of course unless they promised
to feed her whenever
she got good and hungry

If I had a pussy
her hair would always be sleek and brushed
cause a good pussy needs to be rubbed
so that she looks good
when she's out and about

If I had a pussy
I'd keep her clean
cause everybody knows
that a poorly washed pussy
can get real mean

There are many things I'd do
if I had a pussy
but one thing I'd never ever do
You wanna hear it?

The one thing I'd never ever do
is give her to a dog like you!

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